
oh Stoke-on-Trent it's wonderful
Oh Stoke-on-Trent, Oh Stoke-on-Trent, It's wonderful, It's wonderful, Oh Stoke-on-Trent it's wonderful, It's full of t*ts, f*nny and city, Oh Stoke-on-Trent it's wonderful.
Sung to Luis Suarez for his rather convincing impersonation of British Olympic diver Tom Daley
Sang after the big German tank has just annihilated his opposition